Wow, I didn't realize I've been saying that a lot. School is a thing which saps every normal teenager's strength. It will leave most of them crawling on the ground, too tired to carry on...
We had a staff meeting in The Angles. We have to release a new issue by February!! We have little time in front of us, but I guess we'll manage... or we'll suffer the consequences.
You might be thinking, "rubber bands? Rowan's losing it.."
I might be, but that is a topic for another day..
I've just dicovered an outlet for my creativity. I recently watched "Spy Kids 2". A guy named Machete told the main characters, Carmen and Juni, that the rubber band is the most useful gadget in the world. 101 uses, limited only by your ingenuinity and imagination.
It is true, actually. I did list 101 uses, and here are some of them:
1.) a stylish bracelet (that was actually stated in the movie)
2.) a means to hurt somebody physically (that was mentioned in the movie too)
3.) a catapult
4.) an addicting substance (they have a certain smell that may be used as drug substitutes... not that I'm doing that, I'm just saying the potential of the thing)
5.) something to entertain yourself (like what SpongeBob does with the rubber band that comes with the newspaper. I like that episode "Rock-A-Bye, Bivalve".)
6.) a means to create a star ( you know, the old star and double star rubber band trick?)
7.) a means of creating a Batmobile (another old ruber band trick that my cousins taught me)
8.) something to hold stuff together (for chargers, wires, and other fiddly things like that)
9.) a weapon (flick it on your enemies' eyes and they will go blind or something. Don't try it willy-nilly. Use only when needed.)
10.) a decoration (what a nice substitute for Christmas baubles!)
Those are just 10 of them. I listed 91 more, but each of them are stranger, crazier, and all are altogether stupid. Weirdness in its prominence....
As I said, I'm tired. I'll sign out for now. Rowan out.
